Oh, this record is annoying. It's annoying as hell. There is a very bad developement taking place at the moment: everything from the North with the label 'rock music' is being packed in big containers and shipped to the rest of Europe and everybody loves it. There are hundreds of bands just like Diamond Dogs. Insignificant rock that's been jammed together and doesn't really have any sort of message besides "We're having a good time, oh baby, baby". The absolute pinnacle of irrelevance on „Black River Road“ is reached as early as the third track, „Hand On Heart“, a nauseating feel good track that has been so obviously molded to be a hit, that it could be used as the title track for the new series of Big Brother. This record is BS. Bleg!