The godfather of "Ghoul Grooves“ should have taken more of his time for his return. His fans, and there are not so many of them in Europe, he didn´t do a favour with " Educated Horses".
Who expects the good old kick-in-the-butt has to wait until " Let It All Bleed Out (Song 7 !!!) and after that might doze off immediately or fall into a coma. "Educated Horses " is rather a soundtrack to a Road Movie or something to scare away guests (mother-in-law). It´s a rather slow album you have to get accustomed to, that has nothing to do with previous outputs like "Hellbilly Deluxe (1998) and "Sinister Urge" (2001)! Unfortunately nothing grooves here although it differs from the old Zombie CDs. For Zombie Fans it´s too weak, and all the others should be content in never listening to him. Err! Perhaps there will be a remix out soon, yet I doubt that you can add the missing typical Rob Zombie heavy beat. Rob, admit it, this album is a joke! With this album you can also tour in Good Old Germany (which is otherwise impossible because of the huge stage show). Even your pyros and nice ladies on stage cannot improve those weak songs..